Quad City Pat's Musings

Chattel Rhymes With Cattle

2012-02-28T17:09:00.000-08:00

I stand corrected. I stand dumbfounded. Due to this debacle The Ultrasound Opportunity Bill , I'm standing up for the rights of women in my state.

In my previous post here , I mentioned that Illinois has a Democratic Governor and State House. I said that there were no direct assaults on the rights of my wife and daughters. Well I was wrong.

The Ultrasound Opportunity Bill was brought to the floor of the House by the House Agricultural Committee. Let that sink in for a moment . Here in Illinois, we don't just treat women like chattel, we treat them like cattle. It passed with votes from Republicans and Democrats and many of the sponsors on the floor are DEMOCRATS and by my count at least two Democratic women co-sponsored. What the hell?

This outrage cannot stand. The bill calls for a transvaginal ultrasound be taken 24 hours prior to an abortion, then the pregnant women is offered a chance to view the ultrasound. If she declines she has to sign a waiver that stays on file at Public Health. So not only is a woman treated like livestock, but if she refuses to view the grainy computer image of the Area 51 experiment growing in her gut, she goes on a list! Great idea, truly grand.

Oh and for those playing at home, I have a beautiful wife and two amazing daughters. I take assaults on their freedoms seriously. Last year my wife had to have a transvaginal ultrasound for a possible cyst. She said its very painful and uncomfortable. There were mutterings of "let me stick a ball bat up your ass to give you an idea", but I digress..

Sponsors like Rep. Joe Lyons (D-Chicago) (D for dumbass, douchebag, dickcheese take your pick) say that its a pro-choice bill. Heres a tip Joe, if the Illinois Catholic Conference supports legislation regarding abortion ITS NOT PRO CHOICE!

Conventional wisdom on this is that it will be killed in the House, but with so much bi-partisan support, I'm not so sure of that. One thing I am sure of, I'm voting pro-women, pro-choice. If you're a Democrat who supports the war on women, you're on my list too. I trusted that Democrats would use common sense, common decency, and at least the amount of compassion you'd show a farm animal, guess I was wrong.

UPDATE 2/29/2012 some dumbass cracker named Lou Lang added Amendment 6 to the bill. This is even more frustrating. As I read it, the woman shall be informed of the costs of the ultrasound and make arrangements for payment of that fee as well. Hell ladies you didn't think that pleasure rod stuffed in your naughty bits was free. You're gonna pay, you bunch of brazen harlots! Seriously, I would love to meet Mr. Lang, punch him in the sack and tell him to pay me for it.

If you want to support the push back on the War on Women you can follow @TeamUterati on Twitter, Team Uterati on Facebook and the web site www.teamuterati.com.

Why I'm Voting for Democrats

2012-02-23T17:49:00.000-08:00

The Republican War on Women must be stopped. I'm not just talking about voting for President Obama, I'm talking about every level of government. If my dog catcher has a tea party sticker on their car I want to run them off the road. This is how serious I am about this time in America.

Okay, to be fair, women are my life. I have two daughters aged 11 and 5 who I love more than life itself and a my beautiful and talented wife makes my world go round. My sister is one of my best friends and Mom, rest her soul was my role model, so you get the picture.

There are those on the left who say patently stupid things like "there's not a nickel's worth of difference" in the two parties. (Michael whore for relevance Moore) Others who say that backers of President Obama have sold out their liberal values (Glenn "is my cabana ready" Greenwald). Still others that eschew the argument that small steps to the left are better than no steps at all ( Katrina Vanden Heuvel and Jane Hamsher I'm looking at you). These puritopians fail to see that the only person standing between them and a probe in their collective vaginas is President Obama.

The fact that state after state is passing anti-woman laws, the GOP controlled house is outright lying about Planned Parenthood, and even douche bag state assemblymen like this guy : Bob Morris , are attacking the fucking Girl Scouts, doesn't even register with the far left. They're too worried about indefinite detention, drone strikes and other liberal straw men.

I live in the real world. While I disagree with the President on some issues, the future of my daughters is way more important to me than the others. I'm more concerned that no one orders a drone strike in my daughter's ladyparts if she chooses to get an abortion. I want my girls to get free contraception if they want it without having to visit some back alley crack dealer who's running progesterone on the side.

My wife had surgery a few years ago and literally can have no more children without threatening her life. I got the old snip snip, but if that had failed and my wife was pregnant I don't want some fundamentalist asshat like Rick Santorum saying she can't choose to terminate the pregnancy.

I live in Illinois. Right now, we have a Democratic controlled State House and Governor, so there haven't been any direct assaults on the rights of my wife and daughters. Given that, I stand united with my sisters in other states and their champions in the blogosphere, the Uterati if you will.

If you're so blinded by ideals that you can't see the War on Women is the most important issue in the next election then you might as well move to Brazil....oh wait.

Joe Paterno

2012-01-22T08:50:00.000-08:00

Joe Paterno died today. Plato said "Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws." Joe Paterno was bad people. His blind eye leadership of Penn State led to the brutal rape of at least 10 boys.

Make no mistake, he was the leader of Penn State. As one moron at a recent PSU town hall said: Joe Paterno was the most important person at Penn State for the last 50 years. She then went on to ask about how he was going to honored. I've come to understand that the members of the Cult of Paterno are stultifyingly tone deaf and stupid, so I wasn't terribly surprised by that question.

In a softball last interview with Sally Jenkins he mumbled something about not knowing about rape and man, and hedged about not knowing what to do. Apparently he forgot what he did in 1999 when he facilitated the "retirement" of his good friend and long time assistant Jerry Sandusky amidst a police investigation of Sandusky raping boys.

Not satisfied that enough children had been victimized, Paterno continued to let Sandusky use Penn State facilities, offices, showers and pools for his pederasty. When confronted with the facts in 2002, he again "found away around the law" by going to his superiors, rather than police. After that fiasco he CONTINUED to allow Sandusky access to Penn State right up to October of 2011 when Sandusky was in the Presidents suite at a football game against Illinois.

At no time did Paterno put his foot down and ban Sandusky. Paterno could have snapped his fingers and any number of sycophants would have taken care of the Sandusky problem. He chose to not be bothered by what is one of the most heinous crimes imaginable.

I don't mourn Paterno or his family. I mourn for the 10 victims and their families whose lives will never be normal. Paterno is no hero. He is not a flawed protagonist in a Greek tragedy. He was a facilitator of evil. He was held up as a leader and molder of young men, yet when 10 boys needed him to be a leader and protect them from his good friend Jerry Sandusky, he chose to be bad people.

An Open Letter to the Penn State Football Family

2011-12-21T10:51:00.001-08:00

Dear Deluded Asses:

Apologizing for a child rapist and a subsequent cover updoes nothing to repair the reputation of Joe Paterno or Penn State. Your effusive praise of Paterno and PennState is sickening to anyone who has read the letter of support and Grand Jury report. This is neither about Paterno’s legacy northe alma mater. This is about children,dozens if not hundreds of children who were cruelly used and thrown aside likeold socks.

Sandusky’s crimes are writ large in the grand jury testimonyand Paterno’s culpability is there for all to see. He himself said he wished he had donemore. We know from testimony, that thepolice weren’t called because Paterno did not want to disrupt the weekend. Read that again. No calls were made because it was the FUCKINGWEEKEND. For that alone he should burnin hell.

Statistics show that 1 in 10 boys report sexual abuse butprobably 1 in 6 were abused. That meansof the 382 of you, chances are that 38-50 have been abused. In the open of the letter you expressedsorrow and pity for the victims. Yourpious mouthings don’t make up for the pain that they suffered.

Here’s an exercise that I often do when I talk to peopleabout child sexual abuse.

Close your eyes. Think back to the first time you had a sexual encounter. Remember being nervous, maybe sweating alittle, fumbling for words and buttons. Remember maybe you were in the back of your first car or on your parentsbasement couch. Okay open your eyes andtell me about it. Not very easy is it?

Close your eyes again now imagine that you are 10, yourencounter scares you, makes you feel sick and alone. Imagine that you are screaming for help andnobody comes for you. Now imagine that10 years have passed. Open your eyes andtell a professional.

You have no idea what it’s like for me or any DCFSInvestigator to interview victims and get them to talk about the most horrificthing that has happened to them. Noidea what it’s like when a victim breaks down because he or she didn’t tell andtheir little sister was subsequently abused. No idea how mad it makes you when a 4 year old says she knew she did agood job at oral sex because she would get a chocolate chip cookie as areward.

You have no idea whatit’s like to sit with parents after doing a Victim Sensitive Interview andhaving the parents both men and women turning into sobbing, inconsolable messesbecause they blame themselves for not having known or seen the signs. There are no words that suffice, the silence seems like an eternity and in the end all you can offer is Kleenex and the name of a good therapist.

Clearly Penn State's Football family has hubris that knows no bounds. I dare you to sit with me or any of my DCFS colleagues andtalk to these children and parents. I guarantee that if you had you would never sign this arrogant treatise on theglory that is Penn State.

A Progressive Father's Thoughts on the Plan B Decision

2011-12-11T08:30:00.000-08:00

I find the recent caterwauling about Health and Human Services Plan B decision by the professional left somewhat amusing. It ranges from legitimate concern about the decision to the extreme left suggesting that President Obama has completely abandoned women.

In the interests of fairness, I must inform you that I am a father of two girls, ages 11 and 5. My wife and I have always given our girls frank and honest information about sexuality. They call body parts by their correct names. The fact that my 5 year old struggled with her V sounds for a long time so it was pagina, not vagina, notwithstanding.

My 11 year is starting puberty (yay me) and because we have been open and honest, if something happened and she required Plan B, I'm confident she would come to her mother or I for help. I should also note the boy in question might meet with Plan DOA, I'm progressive, but not that progressive.

As to the broader decision, I understand the people who are upset. The science is sound, the pill is at least as safe as regular birth control. I think the overall decision is flawed. I wish that Secretary Sebelius had simply said, "there are moral and legal issues regarding this contraceptive for use by children." She should have made it over the counter for adults and perhaps girls as young as 15 or 16. Other first world countries have age limits of 15 or 16 for similar meds.

Another point that most people have missed. Around the country, pharmacists are mandated reporters of child abuse. If a minor comes to them for morning after contraception, they must make a report to authorities. Again if an 11 or 12 year old needs this medication, someone needs to check into it. In most states its a crime for children to have sex with anyone, even if the partner is also a child. I think this is why a 15 or 16 year old age limit is appropriate. The pharmacists could still be reporting to authorities about younger children, but the older teens would be able to deal with their behavior in an anonymous way.

When it comes to government decisions that affect women's health, I'm no authority, but I don't think President Obama should be characterized as anti-woman. People like Katha Pollitt and Joan Walsh are out of their minds if they think he and his administation are abandoning women.

Those who are most shrill on the issue should remember that for the last 2 years the GOP controlled House and GOP state governments everywhere are actively trying to force their way into the uterus and are treating women as brood mares and chattel.

By comparison it seems to me that the Plan B decision, well not the best decision ever, is not the first volley in an Obama lead war on the pagina.

Eye of Newt, Tale of Batshit

2011-12-05T16:46:00.000-08:00

Recently, Newt Gingrich decided to take the fight to those good for nothing layabouts and wastrels mooching off the public dime. I'm speaking of course about poverty stricken 9 year olds. Taking their lives of luxury for granted what with their free lunch and book fee waivers. Those little bastards are getting by wayyyyy to easy.

Don't worry though, Old Man Gingrich has a plan. You see, these little ingrates just need to pick up a mop and clean toilets. To be fair, Newt isn't blaming these hobbit sized louts. Its not their fault they're freeloading an education at PS10, its their PARENTS fault, because they too are lazy good for nothing criminals who don't work 'cept for stealing from hard working 'Merican's like Newt.

Here's the problem with that. Census research that has been widely quoted around the net shows that 3 out 4 children living in poverty have at least one parent working. Half of children living in poverty have parents working full time jobs. 25% have a parent working at least a part time job. The great irony in Gingrich's theory is that if the kids go to work as janitors, they most likely will be putting their own mom or dad out of work.

Newt's assertions that kids in poor neighborhoods have no roll models is just flat out wrong. I grew up in poverty. My parents made $20000 a year between them until I was in college. They were hard working people, they weren't criminals. They taught me and my sister a work ethic that has led us both to great jobs in Social Work and Education.

In turn my sister and I work with people in poverty every day. There are some people who don't work, but for the most part the people I have dealt with are working 2 or 3 jobs to get out of poverty.

This is the fundamental flaw in Gingrich's ideas and largely the ideas of the GOP. They think that poor people choose to be poor. Nobody chooses that. They complain about the left killing the American dream, but they take no time to find out that the people living in poverty dream of getting out, dream of doing better and dream of their children in college and good jobs.

If they took the time ask a poor person if they would take a 75 K a year job, I doubt they'd say no, I'd much rather clean toilets at the school.

The Dirty Little Secret about dirty little secrets.

2011-11-28T16:29:00.000-08:00

As many people know, when I'm not cracking wise on twitter, calling sports talk or sleeping, I work as a child abuse investigator. It's work that I enjoy. There I said it, I like my job. There's something rewarding about protecting vulnerable kids and supporting families. That said, I thought it was time to talk about Penn State and Syracuse.

Child sex abusers fall into many categories. There are incestuous sex abusers who only prey on their own children and abusers who prey on teenaged children but still have adult relationships. Then there are abusers like Jerry Sandusky and Bernie Fine. I'd could say "alleged" and be all PC, but I'm not a journalist, so there.

Let's be clear, Sandusky and Fine are the worst kind of abusers. Authority figures who befriend vulnerable children, perhaps groom them with gifts and attention, then slowly groom them for sexual favors. I've dealt with men like this and the abuse scenario is almost like a game. How far can I get this time? Maybe a rub of the leg, or an 'accidental' touch of the penis. Each time they try more and more. If the child protests, at first they apologize, and play it off like it was a misunderstanding, but the further they get sexually with the child, the more they lay guilt on the child that the child is wrong, dirty or weird. At some point in the abuse, the child figures out that what is happening is wrong, but by then, their silence has been purchased with gifts, threats or guilt or a combination of all three.

Statistics show that the average abuser in the mold of Sandusky and Fine abuse 117 kids. 117 kids. We also know that 1 in 6 boys and 1 in 4 girls will be sexually abused by the time they are 14. Take a minute and think about the kids you may know, or if you don't know kids, look at any group of kids at the mall. A group of 10 kids probably has 2 or 3 sex abuse victims.

I know its hard to believe. We want the bad guy to look like the bad guy. We want him to look like Robin Williams in One Hour Photo and sound like a lisping pantywaist or Tim Tebow, but they don't. They work next to you, they teach and coach your kids. Hell some of them investigate child abuse.

Be vigilant, educate your kids. If someone tells them its a secret, the should run to you as as fast as they can. No one has the right to touch their bodies except a doctor when mom or dad are there and say its okay.

The best way to combat this kind of evil is by talking about it. Admit evil men and women (another day for that post) like Sandusky and Fine exist. It may not be fun to confront, or pretty to think about, but at least it's no longer a secret.

Black Friday--meh

2011-11-25T13:33:00.000-08:00

In the face of rampant consumerism, we decided to combat the crazies by ignoring them completely. We slept late, ate leftovers and watched a Deadly Women Marathon. I did venture to the grocer to get beer and cheetos, and put an XBox 360 on hold a used console at a locally owned game store. I will purchase it tomorrow to keep my money local.

If you are one of the people who went out I sincerely hope that the gaping hole in your rather needy existence was filled by the $199 TV at Best Buy. If like us you were lazy to the point of sloth, good on ya!

Have a great weekend. I haven't decided whether this will be a weekly thing, or maybe more random. Stay tuned.